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The Digital Menu For Paper Ticket Restaurants

Turn "Food Near Me" Searches into Call-in Orders

Tens of thousands of hungry people search "food near me" each month in Lewis County alone. They're going to buy food, they just haven't decided what or where.

You can get these orders with organic results, meaning No Ad Spend.

  1. We put your menu online
  2. Google shows it to hungry people
  3. Your phone rings

Results Guaranteed

Stop Missing Profitable Orders

Restaurant Margins are Paper Thin Already

  • 1 Slow periods throughout the day leave you paying your staff to do nothing.
  • 2 Inquiry calls waste your time and tie up the phone line during busy times.
  • 3 You're invisible to hungry searchers, while corporate competitors take your online business.
  • 4 Online ordering platforms have high fees that eat into your margins.
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Confused Callers

No visuals, no upsells, no confidence. Staff defaults to the cheapest items.

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Invisible Online

Competitors own Google and Maps while you wait by the phone.

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Time Drain

Manual tracking eats hours each week and still leaves you guessing.

Introducing Simple Menu App

Simple Menu App: Your Profit-Boosting Powerhouse

Get massive ROI with our proven system, launched in 3 days, and managed for you. This is your unfair advantage over every paper-menu competitor.

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Lightning-fast, mobile-optimized menu website converts searches to call-in orders. Make it easy as possible to get the information and options people are searching for.

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Eye-catching upsell photos increase ticket averages. Hungry people respond to pictures of good food. Every corporate competitor does this.

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Instant click-to-call buttons make it easy to order your food. Nothing gets in the way of customers placing orders.

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Analytics capture visits and calls, showing exactly when people are viewing your menu. Compare against orders for confident decisions.

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2-Month Fast Launch Program guarantees results, including Google setup, SEO, and launch graphics handled for you.

What's included

Conversion-Ready SEO Bundle $500 value

Favicon, OG image, SEO optimization, and JSON-LD so you rank before competitors.

Mobile optimized menu $600 value

Effortless ordering for your customers.

SMS Automation & Feedback Suite $500+ value

Automated follow-ups collect reviews and repeat orders without extra effort.

Weekly Promo Graphics & Copy $200 value

Plug-and-play social media promos that keep orders flowing.

Lifetime Ownership Option Priceless

Offboard anytime to host for free with our documentation and export package.

Lifetime License Included

Offboard anytime to own and host for free.

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Real Restaurants, Real Results

Proof that Simple Menu App works.

Hear how Simple Menu App delivers immediate wins for call-in restaurants.

85 call-in orders in 30 days

β€œAs a farmer who's built up D9 Farms into several businesses here in Ethel, WA, I needed an easy way to get the D9 Diner menu online. Chris took care of everythingβ€”he arranged a photographer for the food shots and put together a clean, mobile-friendly site. I didn't have to deal with any technical stuff, and he's always quick to handle updates. It's paying off nicely, with 85 call-in orders in the last 30 days. Those great photos really get folks ordering more, boosting our averages. Chris has been a real asset!”

Kyle Deskins

Owner; D9 Diner, D9 Farms, and D9 Country Market

Effortless Setup, Explosive Results

Boost Online Orders, Change Nothing Else

Simple Menu App is designed to integrate into your existing system with no changes on your end (except maybe another phone line). You don't need to invest in expensive Point-of-Sales, no Kitchen Management Systems.

Just more call-ins for the premium items, that's it.

Book a Demo Now – See It Yourself
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Step 1

Try it for Yourself

Try out the demo to see how easy it is to use. If you like it, we will build yours.

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Step 2

Choose a Package

We have multiple levels of service to accommodate any budget and any size restaurant.

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Step 3

Launch Everywhere

We build the site, hook up SEO, Google Business, Maps, and provide ready-made promo graphics so customers find you fast.

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Step 4

Own it For Life

There's no reason to rent business tools you'll need forever. Our model lets you own your new digital tool, you keep complete control. Letting us work it for you is optional.

Our Profit Guarantee – Zero Risk for You

Our Ironclad 60-Day ROI Guarantee: No Risk, All Reward

Generate at least $1200 in extra orders within the next 60 days, or get half off plus 3 months of free Premium Service to get you there. Just follow our 2 Month Fast Launch Program. We'll coach you through every step, and we do as much for you as possible.

  • ● We setup Google Business, Maps, and Search verification so you dominate local intent.
  • ● Analytics link calls to orders, proving ROI and fueling ongoing optimizations.
  • ● Stay or go – offboarding lets you keep hosting for free if you ever choose.
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Certainty Delivered

This conditional guarantee ensures mutual commitment while reversing your risk. We only win when you win.

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Choose Your Path to Profit

Limited Spots. Premium Value. Massive ROI.

5 Standard Packages Available for Lewis County Restaurants to Pay After Results - 4 left.
Purchase by Wed Oct 29 2025 to get yours. Inquire for details.

Highest lifetime ROI

Premium Launch

Fully Loaded Profit Machine

$3000 one-time

  • βœ” Pro photography included (where available)
  • βœ” SMS automation for dedicated marketing channel
  • βœ” SMS Feedback system
  • βœ” Profit Assurance Guarantee included
Buy Premium Now
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2-Month Fast Launch Program

Flexible pricing, great ROI

$1200 one-time

  • βœ” Full menu experience + 10 pro-edited photos
  • βœ” 2 months SEO + analytics tracking (Premium Service)
  • βœ” Profit Assurance Guarantee or Payment Plan
  • βœ” Launch in 3 days or less
Choose Standard
Lowest Price

Basic Launch

Quick Start Essentials

$500 one-time

  • βœ” Branded menu site with click-to-call
  • βœ” Self-upload photos + starter analytics
  • βœ” Optional upgrades available anytime
  • βœ” Best for launching on a tight budget
Get Basic

Add-Ons & Monthly Enhancements

  • Managed hosting & SSL $15/mo
  • Standard Service Bundle (domain, hosting, analytics $35/mo
  • Full bundle (Standard + IT support + site updates) $100/mo
  • SMS Marketing $100/mo
  • Dedicated SEO accelerator $200/mo

Got Questions? We've Got Answers

We remove obstacles so saying β€œyes” becomes obvious.

Still wondering if this is right for you? These are the top questions our successful partners asked before launching.

Is it really easy to edit the menu? οΌ‹

Yes. Hop into the CMS demo to update specials, pricing, and photos in minutes. No tech skills needed – we walk you through it live.

What if the menu doesn't increase profits? οΌ‹

That's covered by our Profit Assurance Guarantee. Follow the launch playbook and if you don't generate $1200+ within 60 days, you get $600 back plus 3 months of pro SEO.

Do you work with my cuisine? οΌ‹

Absolutely. From pizza to pho, we capture your signature items with crave-worthy photography and highlight your most profitable dishes.

Can I own the site later? οΌ‹

Yes. Take advantage of the offboarding package to host it yourself for free whenever you want – you keep full control.

How fast can we go live? οΌ‹

Basic launches take 3–7 days once we have your assets. Standard & Premium clients get a guaranteed 3-day turnaround or 50% off.

Don't Miss Out – Claim Your Local Only Discount!

Lewis County restaurants: Lock in a special offer to pay after results for our Standard Launch now! We set this up to help our community, gain testimonials, and launch Simple Menu App.
Special terms apply. Inquire for details.

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