Pays For Itself in 30 Days Guaranteed
Tired of missing out on high-margin upsells because people don't see you online? Get a mobile-optimized menu that boosts takeout orders, increases high-margin upsells, and pays for itself in 30 days – or get half off plus free SEO.
The Hidden Profit Killer in Your Restaurant
Stop letting paper menus choke your takeout profits.
- • Customers can't visualize your high-margin upsells without photos – leading to lost revenue on every call-in order.
- • No online presence means you're invisible to hungry searchers, while competitors steal your business.
- • Inquiry calls waste your time and tie up the phone line. Make the FAQs easy to find so every call is an order
- • High hosting costs and complex tools eat into your margins – why pay more for less?
Confused Callers
No visuals, no upsells, no confidence. Staff defaults to the cheapest items.
Invisible Online
Competitors own Google and Maps while you wait by the phone.
Time Drain
Manual tracking eats hours each week and still leaves you guessing.
Introducing Simple Menu App
Simple Menu App: Your Profit-Boosting Powerhouse
Get massive ROI with our proven system, launched in 3 days, and managed for you. This is your unfair advantage over every paper-menu competitor.
Lightning-fast, mobile-optimized menu website built to convert call-in orders.
Eye-catching upsell photos and instant click-to-call buttons.
Analytics that capture visits and calls, for confident decisions.
30-day ramp-up playbook including Google verification, SEO, and launch graphics handled for you.
Bonus Stack (Worth $5000+)
Favicon, OG image, SEO optimization, and JSON-LD so you rank before competitors.
Effortless ordering for your customers.
Automated follow-ups collect reviews and repeat orders without extra effort.
Plug-and-play social media promos that keep orders flowing.
Offboard anytime to host for free with our documentation and export package.
Effortless Setup, Explosive Results
Launch and scale without the headaches.
We obsess over execution so you go from paper menus to profit-driving experiences in days.
Try the CMS Demo Free – See How Easy It Is!Step 1
Test Our CMS Demo
Edit items in minutes inside our guided demo. Try before you buy.
Step 2
Send Your Menu
Send us your latest menu and whatever photos you have. We build your branded, upsell-ready menu experience.
Step 3
Launch Everywhere
We hook up SEO, Google Business, Maps, and ready-made promo graphics so customers find you fast.
Step 4
Track Calls to Profit
Live dashboards show call times to match with ticket size so you see the ROI – fueling our guarantee.
Step 5
Offboard Anytime
Prefer hosting it yourself? Export everything and keep your profit engine running for free.
Our 'Pays for Itself or Half-Off' Guarantee – Zero Risk for You
Profit Assurance Guarantee
Ramp up orders for 30 days with our launch playbook. Generate $1200+ in extra orders within the next 30 days, or get $600 off plus 3 months free SEO. Requirements are simple: use approved pro photos (~$500) and promote weekly with our materials. We coach you through every step.
- ● We handle Google Business, Maps, and Search verification so you dominate local intent.
- ● Analytics link calls to orders, proving ROI and fueling ongoing optimizations.
- ● Stay or go – offboarding documentation lets you keep hosting for free if you ever choose.
Certainty Delivered
This conditional guarantee ensures mutual commitment while reversing your risk. We only win when you win.
Lock in the guarantee →Choose Your Path to Profit
Limited Spots. Premium Value. Massive ROI.
Only 5 premium spots open monthly - 4 left. Sign up by 10/9/2025 to lock in your spot.
Premium
Fully Loaded Profit Machine
$3000 one-time
- ✔ Pro photography included (where available)
- ✔ SMS automation for dedicated marketing channel
- ✔ SMS Feedback system
- ✔ Profit Assurance Guarantee included
Standard
Core Profit Booster
$1200 one-time
- ✔ Full menu experience + 10 pro-edited photos
- ✔ 2 months SEO + analytics tracking
- ✔ Profit Assurance Guarantee included
- ✔ Launch in 3 days or less
Basic
Quick Start Essentials
$700 one-time
- ✔ Branded menu site with click-to-call
- ✔ Self-upload photos + starter analytics
- ✔ Optional upgrades available anytime
- ✔ Best for launching on a tight budget
Add-Ons & Monthly Enhancements
- Managed hosting & SSL $15/mo
- Standard Service Bundle (domain, hosting, analytics $35/mo
- Full bundle (Standard + IT support + site updates) $100/mo
- SMS Marketing $100/mo
- Dedicated SEO accelerator $200/mo
Real Restaurants, Real Results
Proof that Simple Menu App works.
Hear how Simple Menu App delivers immediate wins for call-in restaurants.
“Simple Menu App made it painless to showcase premium platters. Our Friday order size jumped immediately and the team sends fresh promo ideas every week.”
Lena Ortiz
Owner, Rancho Taqueria
“We used to lose tickets because callers had to guess. Now our staff simply confirms combos, and the analytics dashboard proved the ROI fast.”
Marcus Lee
GM, Midtown Noodles
“The guarantee gave us confidence, but we never needed it. Customers love the photos, and weekly graphics keep our social feeds active.”
Hannah Briggs
Founder, Peach Cobbler Co.
“Launch took 3 days just like promised. The SMS follow-up flow captured dozens of reviews and repeat orders we were missing before.”
Noah Patel
Operator, Bombay Spice Kitchen
Got Questions? We've Got Answers
We remove obstacles so saying “yes” becomes obvious.
Still wondering if this is right for you? These are the top questions our 200+ successful partners asked before launching.
Is it really easy to edit the menu? ＋
Yes. Hop into the CMS demo to update specials, pricing, and photos in minutes. No tech skills needed – we walk you through it live.
What if the menu doesn't increase profits? ＋
That's covered by our Profit Assurance Guarantee. Follow the launch playbook and if you don't generate $1200+ within 60 days, you get $600 back plus 3 months of pro SEO.
Do you work with my cuisine? ＋
Absolutely. From pizza to pho, we capture your signature items with crave-worthy photography and highlight your most profitable dishes.
Can I own the site later? ＋
Yes. Take advantage of the offboarding package to host it yourself for free whenever you want – you keep full control.
How fast can we go live? ＋
Basic launches take 3–7 days once we have your assets. Standard & Premium clients get a guaranteed 3-day turnaround or 50% off.
Don't Miss Out – Claim Your Profit-Boosting Menu Today!
Lock in premium pricing and bonuses before they disappear. Your future regulars are searching right now – make sure they find you.